He eats his french fries. He just ran the mile in tennis. He has a car. Hayden Winborn is living the life.
Why do you like tennis?
“Because it’s fun! Coach Blanco is an awesome Bolivian shaman.”
Do you enjoy ASL?
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“Yes. I like talking to deaf people because they’re cool. They’re as blunt as can possibly be. ‘You’re fat.’ They’ll just sign that.”
Where do you work?
“Albertson’s. I like my job. My boss is pretty chill.”
What do you do with your money?
“98% of my paycheck goes to car insurance. The rest goes into my car.”
What’s your favorite food?
“I wanna say something exotic like fried alligator… but it’s curry.”
